Thursday, March 12, 2015

Who wants eternal life?

A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK then, I want to die after a Labour Government balances the budget and eliminates the debt.

"You crafty little so and so," said the genie.

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