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Listen to this from The Week in Westminster 26th March 2016

Don't make old people mad

A pensioner became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said:

"Pensioner's Clinic.  Get your treatment for £500.  If not cured get back £1,000."  

Doctor "Young", who was positive that this old pensioner didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get £1,000 so he went to the pensioner's clinic.

Dr Young: "Pensioner, I have lost all taste in my mouth.  Can you please help me?"

Pensioner: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Pensioner: "Congratulations!  You've got your taste back.  That will be £500."

Dr Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr Young:  "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Pensioner: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr Young:  "Oh, no you don't,  -- that is Gasoline!"

Pensioner: "Congratulations!  You've got your memory back.  That will be £500."  

Dr. Young (after having lost £1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
Pensioner: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so here's your £1000 back."  (giving him a £10 note)
Dr. Young: "But this is only £10!" Pensioner:  "Congratulations! You got your vision back!  That will be £500.

Moral of story  -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Pensioner".

Remember: Don't make old people mad.  We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

Dont wipe out the Tory Ground Troops.

Read my article about Conservative Party membership in today's "Daily Telegraph"