Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Don't make old people mad

A pensioner became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said:
"Pensioner's Clinic.  Get your treatment for £500.  If not cured get back £1,000."  
Doctor "Young", who was positive that this old pensioner didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get £1,000 so he went to the pensioner's clinic.

Dr Young: "Pensioner, I have lost all taste in my mouth.  Can you please help me?"
Pensioner: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Pensioner: "Congratulations!  You've got your taste back.  That will be £500."
Dr Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young:  "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Pensioner: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr Young:  "Oh, no you don't,  -- that is Gasoline!"
Pensioner: "Congratulations!  You've got your memory back.  That will be £500."  
Dr. Young (after having lost £1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
Pensioner: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so here's your £1000 back."  (giving him a £10 note)
Dr. Young: "But this is only £10!" Pensioner"Congratulations! You got your vision back!  That will be £500.
Moral of story  -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Pensioner".
Remember: Don't make old people mad.  We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

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